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i’m above him ehehehehe fancy

i’m above him ehehehehe fancy

I STROKE IT TO THE EAST

AND I STROKE IT TO THE WEST

AND I STROKE IT TO THE WOMAN THAT I LOVE BEST

I BE STROKIN

hwat

one direction is stuck in my head and now i can see why so many people are a part of this fandom

they’re like a virus that seeps into ur brain and just take over by playing the same fucKING LYRICS OVER AND OVER IN YOUR HEAD AND REFUSE TO LEAVE UNTIL YOU LISTEN TO THE SONG AGAIN AND YOU’RE LIKE NO BRAIN BUT YOUR BRAIN IS JUST LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL AND THEN YOU PRESS PLAY AND CRY YOURSelf to sleep because that’s what makes you beautiful

#crying #if i start reglaerbing pix of 1d kill me

earthakitt:

no single picture has ever more eloquently summarized my life

earthakitt:

no single picture has ever more eloquently summarized my life

(Source: caturday, via gokartmozart)

#i choked on my rice

today, i was presented with a choice…

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

  • pay my $54 phone bill or
  • i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

image

(via shutupdont)

i’m cute or something idk

i’m cute or something idk

#me #i make the dumbest faces

you know what

i found my mothafuckin strawberry koolaid

(Source: cotdeath, via quimsical)